Yuk

[Hunted]

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet, rural pub. She
gestures
alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately.
When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face
closer to hers. When he does she begins to gently caress his full
beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both
hands.
"Actually, no," the man replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to
speak to
him" she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can
do?"
"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues,
running
her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple
of
her
fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.
"Tell him," she whispers "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or
paper
towels in the women's bathroom...."

[~*McoreD*~]

I guess her hands are actually clean.