It Was Only A Matter Of Time...

[Nemesis]

College girl's breasts in your hands
By Lester Haines
Posted: 08/01/2003 at 13:33 GMT


Those readers who still have a bit of Xmas charity in their wallets might like to consider the heartbreaking appeal of college girl Michel, a lady very much in need of a new-year boost.

Michel, 24, has launched a website asking for contributions to transform her "itty-bitty boobies" from a modest 34A to a mouth-watering pair of "big tatas (o)(o) !!!"

Phew. Michel explains: "I made this site because I have been considering breast augmentation for many years and would like support getting there. I do just fine with padded bras (BestForm hidden pushups, 34A), but I think augmented boobs look nice, and I think a lot of other people do too.

"However, everyone I talk to tells me NOT to get the procedure (best friend, sister, etc..). After a lot of arguing with my mom, she finally told me that it would be expensive and not worth it.

"That's when I figured I would let the world decide. If somebody likes augmented breasts, they will add a tiny amount to my breast fund. If they do not, they will leave and my boob fund will stay zero. If the boob fund ever reaches $4,500 (the current going rate), then I will have proof that the world loves large shapely breasts as much as I do, and I will go get my breasts augmented. And nobody will be able to say that I wasted money or that nobody thinks bigger boobs are better! The fate of my boobs are in your hands!"

For the record, Michel's fund currently stands at $19.36, which by our reckoning will add a modest 0.01in to her assets. Hardly the groundswell of public support she was hoping for.

Of course, she might do better if she posted something a bit more provocative on her photo gallery, where readers are issued with the following "Warning: There are no 'nudes' here (I'm not that kind of girl!!). I will consider posting a tasteful topless photo if this site succeeds and I get new boobs".

Fair enough, Michel doesn't want her mams splashed all over the web, but here's a suggestion from the El Reg marketing team: what about a "Boob-o-meter" featuring a pair of animated breasts which expand as the cash flows into the kitty?

Alternatively - as my wife has just reminded me with a firm clip round the ear - Michel could just leave her chest as God intended and find someone to love her as she is.

You must decide. Michel's breasts are in your hands. ®

Source: hxxp://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/28778.html
More: hxxp://www.giveboobs.com/ (not an adult site)

[just_do_IT]

I would have to have a better look at the original goods before being able to make an informed decision

[wase4711]

Never ceases to amaze me what the Internet has turned into..
Now, a begging site for boob enhancement...What's next; Penis enlargment requests???



wase4711

[FreeUS]

Quote:

Originally posted by Nemesis@Jan 8 2003, 07:20 PM

Michel, 24, has launched a website asking for contributions

If you wanna something lite (like that), you have to work to get it... (Sorry, no offence to any member to B1 but) So, find a job, crap!.

[nnuxx]

i agree!! <_<

i too always have to work to get bigger boobs on my hands... LOOL

[billybiker]

I remember some slapper putting herself up for auction, the unlucky bidder could have the privalege of catching a basketfull of crabs.....

Whatever became of that .......heard it went up to £250,000.......did he loose his appetite for sea food ?

[Cyberion]

Hmmm... Women are very beautiful the way they are. They don't need make up, implants, or any silly alteration. For the most part, men are attracted to clean, fit women who are not afraid of not fitting in and who are proud of their individuality. I've been told by many female friends though that THEY do need these. Am I just lost here. I think her chest looks lovely in the first picture.

[skloo77]

what abt balls enlargement? anyone interested?