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Dear Ms.
Miss, I saw you yesterday while surfing on the local train
platform
and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a
long
time
I've been lonely, trying to find a bug in my life and you can be a
real
debugger for me now.
My life is just an uncompiled program without you that never
produces an executable code and hence is useless.
You not only have a beautiful face, but all your ActiveX controls
are attractive as well. Your smile is so delightful that it
encourages
me
and gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes processing
power.
When you looked at me last evening, I felt all my program modules
running smoothly & giving expected results, which I have never
experienced
before.
With this letter, I just want to convey that, if we linked
together,
I'll provide you with all the objects and libraries necessary for
a
human
being to live an error free life.
Also don't bother about the firewall,which may be created by our
parents as I've strong hacking capabilities by which I'll
ultimately
break
their security passwords and make them accept our
linking(marriage).
I anticipate that nobody is already logged into your database so
that my connect script would fail. And it's all certain that if
this
happened to me,I will crash my system beyond recovery.
Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges
of
your inbox.
Only yours,
Software Professional
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