ANTI-TERRORIST PLAN!!!
As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked
woman who is not his wife.
So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time, to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists. All North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked, Circling your block for one hour is recommended.
For this anti-terrorist effort, All men, to prove they are not Taliban
and they think it's okay to see other women nude are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house. This also will show support for their wives and neighbors.
Since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at
your side will be further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your participation. God bless America!
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.[b]
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