A guy walks into a bar with a monkey and they both sit down.
The guy orders a drink and the monkey starts eating all the snacks on the bar.
The bartender complains and the guy says, "Don't mind my monkey, he eats anything. Just put it on my tab."
When the snacks are gone the monkey starts looking around and sees the pool table.
He jumps off the stool, goes over to the table, grabs a ball and pops it in his mouth.
Again, the bartender complains and the guy says, "Don't worry, I told you he eats anything, just put it on my tab."
After that they leave. A week later the guy and the monkey both come back to the bar.
He orders a drink and the monkey starts looking around and spots the maraschino cherries.
He grabs one, sticks it in his *ss and then eats it. The bartender says, "That's disgusting."
The guy says, "I told you, he'll eat anything, but after last week he checks everything for size first."
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