*Source: Philly.com (
http://www.philly.com/dailynews/opinion/8481787.html)*
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A DISPATCH FROM the Department of Stupid Ideas:
Kimberly-Clark has introduced a new product designed to annoy, irritate, humiliate and affront the humanity of every citizen on the planet. And we're calling on you to make your outrage known.
We are talking about the electronic, motion-activated toilet-paper dispenser.
We'll pause a moment to let this sink in.
This moment will give you a chance to recall every excrutiating moment you've experienced in a public restroom . . .
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