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Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.
Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?
She heard the drinks were on the house.
How do you keep a blonde busy? (see below)
How do you keep a blonde busy? (see above)
Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common?
A: They can both drive you crazy.
A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops - especially cops with their lights on. After they've been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she's seen any cops.
"Yes," says the blonde.
"Are their lights on?"
The blonde has to think for a moment, then says, "Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No."
A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs.
"Here we go again."
Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?
A blonde tried to shoot herself!
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