This is a great post. And educational. I didn't know about the Voles. A Google search reveals that:
For centuries mankind's fate has been intertwined with the vast and mystical powers of the legendary vole race.
Voles first came to Earth in 1200 BC aboard space pod 735-B jettisoned from a passing space liner. It was voles who built the mighty pyramids, using their superior engineering prowess to create these massive structures in as little as three hours. Within these mighty shrines they entombed the last of the great cosmic vole space warrior princes who lead the vole army to victory over the hated Mongol hordes in northern Scandinavia in 1066 AD.
Don't believe me check it out.
http://www.geocities.com/RainForest/...2857/vole.html