[Dudelive]

One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer.
"What the? ? ?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'!!"

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