I saw one of these giant Texas Roaches strolling along a baseboard near my front door the other night. So's I frantically look for something to shmush it with. I find an empty 1 Quart Welch's Mountain Berry cardboard carton and thus shmushed the bastard! It refused to die on the first strike (these things are about 2 inches long) so's I shmushed it again!
Tonight (three days later) I decide to pick it's carcass up with a paper towel and, IT'S GONE!!!!!!!!!!!
Freakin' bastard got up and walked away!
Now I gotz a freakin' Zombie "Walking Un-Dead" Texas sized Voo Doo Roach crawling around trying to snatch body parts from me so's he can stick pins in a Tube Doll!
Damn Roach!
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