> You KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2005 WHEN .
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>1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
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>2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
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>3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
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>4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
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>5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they
>don't have e-mail addresses.
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>6. You go home after a long day at work and you still answer the phone in a
>business manner.
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>7. When making phone calls from home, out of habit you dial "9" to get an
>outside line.
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>8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different
>companies.
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>10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11-o'clock news.
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>11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
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>12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
>anyone is home.
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>13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen
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>14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
>first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you
>turn around to go and get it.
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>15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
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>16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
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>17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
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>18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
>message.
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>19. You are too busy to notice there was no # 9 on this list.
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>20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a # 9 on this
>list.
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>AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.