oh i got it, how about signing up for vonage and letting me get a free 2 months of service and you can have 2 months free! Happy Birthday to you and we both are happy?
I still like the batteling tanks idea I found better though!
http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/MICTANVAR_OFFI.htm
come on admit it, thats the coolest thing you could do to pass time in the office!
~PCT