Actually, it's the Europeans who are to blame. They came here, killed all of the Indians, took over the place then kicked themselves out so as to not pay taxes back to England. If it wasn't for Europe, America would never have been discovered.
The Indians would still be hunting Jackalopes, nobody would have ever invented the Garrard Automatic Record Changer and Mozart would be on his LAST "farewell tour".
Funny how history works, eh wot?
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