The Queen Mother and Dolly Parton arrive at the pearly gates and are greeted by St. Peter.
He says, "Ladies i've got a bit of a problem. We've been very busy lately and i've only got room for one at the moment. You've each got to make a case to be let in."
Dolly Parton says, "See these breasts. I'm gonna let any man have these and enjoy them."
"Oh that's sounds very nice", says St.Peter. What about you Queen Mum.
At that the old woman pulls out a bottle of lemonade hitches up her skirt and satisfies herself.
"Ok your in", says St.Peter. Dolly Parton fumes at this and asks why?
"Well Dolly", says St.Peter, a Royal Flush always beats a Pair !
:P