LOL ah yes, take it from me... a wife...
... this is maybe a great gift for the wife to give to the husband, but not so great for the husband to give to the wife! ~ you may want to rethink whom you wish to give this to
Also note guys... Valentine's Day falls on a Saturday... Saturday the 14th... This makes Friday the 13th, so you may not want to wait for the most unlucky day to get something for your special someone for what could be your 'lucky' day <snickers>