Hey, and welcome to us
No offense, but don't talk about "lamerz stuff" untill your not one of them yourself
If you are wanting to learn about HTML, I suggest you start with the basic's of tag's.
Than YOU make a testpage on a free webhost, and let US tear it apart
Some starter pages for you :
http://www.w3.org/MarkUp/
http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/
http://werbach.com/barebones/barebones.html
The best of luck