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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog.
How long have you felt like this ?
Ever since I was a puppy !
Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out !
Certainly, which way did you come in ?
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God
When did this start ?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon !
Well sit still and don't stir !
Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee
Have you tried taking the spoon out ?
Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop !
Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen
Well sit down and write your name !
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog !
Sit !
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