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Thought you might enjot this one.
Lifesavers
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first
graders,
using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of
lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them
by color and flavor.
The children began to say:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green....lime,"
"Orange........orange."
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them
for
a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled:
Everybody spit them out! Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"
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