This is a true story I told Poolman at work. He at first didn't think I was telling the truth, but I was. Since it was hard for him to believe, I thought it was funny enough to pass on.
We recently had a hail storm where I live. The hail was pea to golf ball size in the area. When the storm passed, I called a local new car dealership and asked for the sales department. A man answered and asked how he could help me. I said, "Yes I understand your currently having a hail sale." He said, "We have not been out yet to look at the cars, but it don't seem like it was enough to damage them." He asked, "Is there anything else I can help your with?" I thought, "This guy isn't trying too hard to work with me" I said, "Nope that's all, thank you."
- Just another day in my life.