[protecteur]

i knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
>she called me to get my phone number.
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>she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
>concentrate."
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>she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
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>she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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>she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
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>she tried to drown a fish.
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>she thought a quarterback was a refund.
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>she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
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>she tripped over a cordless phone.
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>she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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>she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
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>she studied for a blood test.
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>she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
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>when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,
>she moved.
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>when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
>instead.
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>when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said
>Airport Left" she turned around and went home
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