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Just like a Latina
Fernando returns from the doctor and tells his wife, Marta,
that the Doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live.
Given this prognosis, Fernando asks Marta for sex. Naturally,
she agrees, and they "get busy".
About six hours later, Fernando goes to Marta and says, "Mami
chula, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Vamos a
hechar el polvo one more time?". Of course Marta agrees and
they do it again. Later, as Fernando gets into bed, he looks
at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left.
He touches Marta's shoulder and asks, "Mamita, please....just
one more time before I die." She says, "Of course mi papi chulo"
and they make love for the third time. After this session,
Marta rolls over and falls asleep. Fernando, however, worried
about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he's down
to 4 more hours. He taps Marta and says "Nena, I have only
4 more hours. Do you think we could.........?"
At this point Marta sits up and says, "Mira Cabron, I gotta
get up in the morning.....YOU DON'T!
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