I must point out a few things:
1. Baseball is American...not Canadian - see this link
http://www.new-phila.k12.oh.us/ashla...nal/origin.htm
2. You "may" have started Lacrosse, Basketball, and Hockey (Basketball and Hockey are debatable) but teams from countless other countries, most namely the USA, will kick your friggin' ass at all of these sports. Hands Down!
3. Krispy Kreme stomps all in the Donut rivalry.
4. Plaid isn't cool.
5. Davey Crocket could have killed the average dogsled team in less than three minutes with Bessie, his rifle.
5. You haven't been in any wars because you are too busy moving all of the snow off the runway.
6. Why make all the references to a "French" population when Canada is a salad bowl of "French" defectors who simply cannot find thier own culture in Canada.
I had to add these to the list...I think you forgot them.
Later,
SIgma Zeta 314