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Old 10th Nov 02, 03:34 AM
Betaguy9000 Betaguy9000 is offline
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calendar.php:

// Are we a super dooper moderator?
functions.php:
// Cookies, cookies everywhere and not a byte to eat.
Messenger.php:
//--------------------------------------------
// Do a little set up, do a litle dance, get
// down tonight! *boogie*
//--------------------------------------------

// Do we have VID?
// No, it's just the way we walk! Haha, etc.

// Views a message, thats it. No, it doesn't do anything else
// I don't know why. It just does. Accept it and move on dude.
mod_cp.php:
// See, a gazillion lines of code just to ensure that the user read the frikken manual.
// H'okay, what have we been asked to do? (that's a metaphorical "we" in a rhetorical question)

// How many topics must a man write down, before he is considered a man?

post.php:

// Naughty Mozilla likes to use "none" to indicate an empty upload field.
// I love universal languages that aren't universal.
register.php:
// Coppa Start
// ------------------
// Asks the registree if they are an old git or not

// lost_password_start
// ------------------
// Simply shows the lostpassword form
// What do you want? Blood?

// show_reg_form
// ------------------
// Simply shows the registration form, no - really! Thats
// all it does. It doesn't make the tea or anything.
// Just the registration form, no more - no less.
// Unless your server went down, then it's just useless.

// create_account
// ------------------
// Now this is a really good subroutine. It adds the member
// to the members table in the database. Yes, really fancy
// this one. It also finds the time to see if we need to
// check any email verification type malarky before we
// can use this brand new account. It's like buying a new
// car and getting it towed home and being told the keys
// will be posted later. Although you can't polish this
// routine while you're waiting.

// validate_user
// ------------------
// Leave a message after the tone, and I'll amuse myself
// by pulling faces when hearing the message later.

// show_board_rules
// ------------------
// o_O ^^

search.php:

// That splits the string into an array by a comma, gets a slice depending on our limit,
// say 0 to 25 and then joins the array into a string seperated by commas, all in one
// line
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