An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where the hell
> >have you been?"
> >
> >He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
> >
> >"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
> >
> >"I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis," he said proudly.
> >
> >"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.
> >"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill on his penis?"
> >
> >"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow," he began.
> >
> >"Two, once in awhile, I like to play with my money...Three, I like how money
> >feels in my hand...And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can
> >stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!!!

Wow, he's pretty clever...lol :lol1: