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i knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
>she called me to get my phone number. > >she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said >concentrate." > > >she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. > > >she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. > >she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. > > >she tried to drown a fish. > > >she thought a quarterback was a refund. > > >she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. > > >she tripped over a cordless phone. > > >she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. > > >she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. > > >she studied for a blood test. > > >she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. > >when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, >she moved. > > >when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice >instead. > > >when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said >Airport Left" she turned around and went home > |
Yep, those BLONDES are sure stupid.......;)
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lmfao.......blonde jokes..........gotta luv 'um :P
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Wasn't it Ralph Waldo Emerson who said:
"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds..." :P |
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