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protecteur 3rd Aug 03 02:42 AM

i knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
>she called me to get my phone number.
>
>she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
>concentrate."
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>she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
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>she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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>she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
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>she tried to drown a fish.
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>she thought a quarterback was a refund.
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>she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
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>she tripped over a cordless phone.
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>she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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>she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
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>she studied for a blood test.
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>she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
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>when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,
>she moved.
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>when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
>instead.
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>when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said
>Airport Left" she turned around and went home
>

billybob3 3rd Aug 03 06:58 AM

Yep, those BLONDES are sure stupid.......;)

Alpine 4th Aug 03 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by billybob3@Aug 3 2003, 12:58 AM
Yep, those BLONDES are sure stupid.......;)
i agree

belthazor 4th Aug 03 11:09 AM

lmfao.......blonde jokes..........gotta luv 'um :P

AnneJay 5th Aug 03 01:08 AM

Wasn't it Ralph Waldo Emerson who said:

"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds..."


:P


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