> > > > >>Subject: Gotta love a Drunk . . . .
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> > > > >>A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a
> > > loud
> > > > >>pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a
> > > drunken
> > > > >>stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
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> > > > >>"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the
> > > morning!"
> > > He
> > > > >>slams the door and returns to bed.
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> > > > >>"Who was that?" asked his wife.
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> > > > >>Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
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> > > > >>"Did you help him?" she asks.
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> > > > >>"No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is pouring out!"
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> > > > >>"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember
> > > about
> > > > >>three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us?"
> > > "I
> > > > >>think
> > > > >>you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
> > > > >>
> > > > >>The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
> > > pounding
> > > > >>rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
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> > > > >>"Yes," comes back the answer.
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> > > > >>"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
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> > > > >>"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
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> > > > >>"Where are you?" asks the husband.
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> > > > >>"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk
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