Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!" The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.' Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go." Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if you would let me go piss, you'd be a ten!"

u had me thinkin for awhile :lol:

hehe :P

Oh my.. you didn't ask to quote my story... damn you.. hahahah

haha....good one..that little johnny sure does get himself in some trouble don't he... :rolleyes:

That took me a while too! :lol:

Hey! Nice one. Had a good laugh there.

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