BetaONE will rise again! - A burglar broke into a house one night

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around
looking for valuables. When he picked up a CD player, a strange disembodied
voice echoed from the dark, saying "Jesus is watching you." He nearly
jumped out of his skin, clicked off his flashlight and froze. When he heard
nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and promised himself a vacation
after the next big score. Then he clicked the flashlight back on and began
searching for more valuables. As he pulled the stereo out so he could
disconnect the wires, he heard clear as a bell, "Jesus is watching you."

Freaking out, the burglar shined his light around frantically looking for
the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room his flashlight
beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep" the parrot confessed, then squaked "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the heck are you?" "Moses,"
replied the bird. "Moses? What kind of stupid people would name a parrot
'Moses'?" The bird promptly answered, "Probably the same kind of people
that would name a Rotweiller -- Jesus."