The Madam



The Madam opened the brothel door to see a frail,

Elderly gentleman. "Can I help you?" the madam asked.

"I want Natalie," the old man replied.

"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies,

perhaps someone else."



"No, I must see Natalie." Just then Natalie appeared and

announced to the old man that she charges $1,000 per visit.
Without blinking, the man reached into his pocket and handed
her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an hour,
whereupon the man calmly left.



The next night he appeared again demanding to see Natalie.

Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights
in a row and that there were no discounts, it was still $1,000
a visit. Again the old man took out the money, the two went
up to the room and an hour later, he left.



When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could

Believe it. Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room

They went.



At the end of the hour Natalie questioned the old man, "No one

has ever used my services three nights in a row. Where are you

from?" The old man replied, "I'm from Philadelphia." "Really?"
replied Natalie. "I have family who lives there." "Yes, I know,"
said the old man. "Your father died, and I'm your sister's
attorney. She asked me to give this $3,000 to you."



(Some things in life are certain: taxes, death and being

screwed by an attorney

Very funny and very true.