A blonde from Cape Town is talking to a Russian and an American one day. The Russian says, "We were the first in space!" So the American says, "We were the first on the moon!" At which the blonde says, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the Yank look at each other and shake their heads. The American laughs uncontrollably and the Russkie says, "You can't land on the sun, silly! You'll burn up!" At which the blonde replies, "We're not stupid you know. We'll be going at night...."