If we could shrink the earth's population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, it would look something like this:


There would be:



57 Asians

21 Europeans

14 from the Western Hemisphere, both North and South

8 Africans
What about the mutts ?

52 would be female

48 would be male
What about the hermaphrodites ?

70 would be non-white

30 would be white
Not for long.

70 would be non-Christian

30 would be Christian
But we only care about how many Jews.

89 would be heterosexual

11 would be homosexual
What about people than don't get ANY sex ?

6 people would possess 59% of the entire world's wealth and all 6 would be from the United States
Those Greedy American infidels

80 would live in substandard housing
What's the standard ? 3 LDK + Jacuzzi ?

70 would be unable to read
No wonder some people don't reply to any of my messages.

50 would suffer from malnutrition
The other 50 would suffer from over nutrition (FAT slobs)

1 would be near death, 1 would be near birth
1 would be in mid-life crisis

1 (yes, only 1) would have a college education
In countries where the HAVE colleges

1 would own a computer
But probably doesn't know how to use it





When one considers our world from such a compressed perspective, the need for acceptance, understanding, and education becomes glaringly apparent.



The following is also something to ponder ?E



If you woke up this morning with more health than illness; you are more blessed than the million who will not survive the week.

If you woke up this morning without a hangover, you are more blessed than the millions of other idiots that drank too much

last night.

If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture, or the pangs of starvation; you are ahead of 500 million people in the world. Or you're still SINGLE.

If you DO experience any/all of the above, you MARRIED the wrong bitch.

If you can attend a church meeting without fear of harassment, arrest, torture, or death; you are more blessed than three billion people in the world. But why waste your time going in the first place ?

If you DO experience any/all of the above, change religions (to an acceptable one), worship me (that always acceptable),

or organize your own "hate group" to torture, harass, and kill other religious groups. There should be at least 3 BBBillion

people you can pick on.

If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof over your head, and a place to sleep; you are richer than 75% of this world. But do you have a private jet and money coming out of your ears ?

And if you're homeless and starving in America or in Japan, you are still richer than 74% of this world....like that matters.

If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish somewhere; you are among the top 8% of the worlds wealthy. What if you still owe more money than you have in your bank or wallet ?

And so how do we define "poverty ?"

If your parents are still alive and still married; you are very rare, even in the United States and Canada.
If your parents are still married, it's very rare.....almost weird. But it doesn't count if they're in jail.

If you can read this message, you have just received a double blessing in that someone was thinking of you, and furthermore, you are more blessed than over two billion people that cannot read at all. But don't you want

to know WHAT I was thinking ? If I only had the 2 billion e-mail addresses for those who can't read....I'd send

them pictures.



Someone once said:



What goes around comes around.

Especially unwanted items and bad karma.

Work like you don't need the money.
Or like you don't have it.

Love like you're never been hurt.
By their angry spouse.

Dance like nobody's watching.
Like when you're masturbating.

Sing like nobody's listening.
As if you were talking to me.

Live like it's heaven on earth.
With little bits of hell strategically placed.