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Nemesis 28th Nov 02 10:40 AM

A Girl?s Prayer:

Lord,

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy is thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,

When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs! to do more.

Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my
behind?"

One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to shag my best friend.

And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the creep you sent me instead.

Amen.







A Boy's Prayer:

Lord,

I pray for a nympho with huge boobs
who owns a beer store.

Amen.

skloo77 5th Dec 02 04:10 AM

haha......what a prayer...short and sweet


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