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VP 25th Nov 02 02:03 PM

Joke Of The Day
A baby was born so advanced in development he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. "Are you my doctor?" he asked. "Why, yes, I am," said the doctor. The baby said, "Thank you for taking such good care of me during the birth." He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?" "Yes, dear, I am," said the mother beaming. "Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born," he said. He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?" "Yes, I am," his father proudly answered. The baby motioned him closer, then poked him repeatedly on the forehead with his index finger. "Hurts, doesn't it!"

~*McoreD*~ 25th Nov 02 03:21 PM

mystery of the day :lol:

adams 26th Nov 02 02:54 AM

talking baby huh, reminds me of Baby Bob that used to come on cbs.

VP 26th Nov 02 12:36 PM

I guess no one gets the joke :(

richardc2000 26th Nov 02 02:06 PM

Or maybe it brings back too many repressed memories. :D

skloo77 5th Dec 02 05:13 AM

dun worry, i got that joke...
the poking is referring to the horny father having sex with him mother when he was still inside the mother's womb...
most probably is his head that was getting poked...


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