DIRTY RIDDLES

What do you get when you cross a telephone pole
with a rooster?
A 20 foot cock that wants to reach out and touch somebody.

What?s the difference between a woman and a computer.
A Computer can take a 3 ½ inch floppy.

What do you get when you cross a potato with a penis?
A dictator.

What?s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $1.99 a can. Deer nuts are under a buck.

What?s the difference between a rooster, Uncle sam and
an old maid?
The rooster says cock a doodle do, Uncle Sam says Yankee
doodle do and the old maid says any dude'll do.

Whats the difference between a blimp made by a tire
company and 500 used rubbers?
One's a Goodyear the other's a Great year.

Who was the 1st bookkeeper?
Adam--He turned over a leaf and made an entry.

Who was the 1st carpenter?
Eve--She made Adam?s banana stand.

What happened when Moses went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the shit out of him.

What do you get when you cross creme de mint
with Spanish fly?
creme de pants.

Why should you never kiss a canary?
You might get canarial disease or
you might get chirpes and there is no tweetment.

What do you call 100 cows masturbating?
Beef strokin off.
B)

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lmao :D well funny :P