1) Hold up......I need to wash my balls first.
2) Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
3) My hands are so sweaty that I cant get a good grip.
4) Stand with your back turned and drop it.
5) Mind if I join your threesome.
6) Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
7) Look at the size of his putter.
8) You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
9) After 18 holes I can barely walk.
10) Nuts....my shaft is bent.