Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.

Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?
She heard the drinks were on the house.

How do you keep a blonde busy? (see below)
How do you keep a blonde busy? (see above)

Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common?
A: They can both drive you crazy.

A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops - especially cops with their lights on. After they've been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she's seen any cops.
"Yes," says the blonde.
"Are their lights on?"

The blonde has to think for a moment, then says, "Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No."


A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs.
"Here we go again."


Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?
A blonde tried to shoot herself!

very poor

very poor? as in the jokes quality? they are not funny?
let me know....i'll get the board more jokes.

Sounds like racist humour to me.

A Blonde

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