there's this couple that just got married and they are both "V"

they were shy about the routine and so they approach for advice and told that to off the lights before proceeding and then once the man finds a hole, just go for it.

ok, so now they went back, stripped naked and starring at each other. the man off the lights and got on the bed.

he found a hole and he remembered "go for it". so he pumped hard at it.
the saga finished and both went asleep.

the next morning, the man was scared out of his shit with the wife's face.

Man: What happen to your nose? Who did that?
Wife: What happen? U were f**king my nose and it sure pained me
Man: Why didn't you yell for pain?
Wife: Cos your balls were stuck in my mouth!