Holy Soap
 

Holy Soap
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> Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not
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> He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue.
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> The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.
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> The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood.
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> Startled, he drops a bar of soap.
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> "Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser".
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> To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood .... sure enough he drops the second bar of soap.
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> Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs, then yells, "Holy Mary, Mother of God - Hand Lotion, too!"
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This is funny. I'm sending it to my sister who at the age of 60+ went to Italy from the US as a noviate nun. She has so many nun friends that I am sure they will get this and roar.

My sister gave it up and came back to the US because the convent (Monte Casino area) was so crummy and the living condx impossible. Now she's living in Montana and enjoying her senior years. Viva humor!

Laughing out loud. That was very creative/funny. Thanks for sharing. :D