Invention - PG Rating
 

The engineer of the BMW Corporation died and went to heaven.

At the gates St. Peter told him, "Since you've been such a good man
and your vehicles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang
out with anyone you want in Heaven".

The Engineer thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to
hang out with God." St. Peter took him to the Throne Room, and
introduced him to God.

He then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"

God said, "Ah, yes."

"Well," said the engineer, "professional to professional, you have some
major design flaws in your invention.

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.

(2) It chatters constantly at high speeds.

(3) Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.

(4) The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust. And finally,

(5) The maintenance costs are outrageous."

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "Hold on."

God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and
waited for the results.

The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read "Well, it may be
true that my invention is flawed," God said to the engineer, "but
according to these numbers, More men are riding my invention than
YOURS...!

LOL, thats funny, i dont think I could read it aloud in sunday school but hey its still funny! gotta pass this on to some others at work!

Thanks, thats funny
~PCT