The Birds and the bees
 

A father asked his 10-year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. >> "Promise me you won't tell me!" Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Santa >>speech. >> At seven, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. When I was >>eight, you >> hit me with the 'There's no tooth fairy speech. >> >> If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really get laid, >>I'll have nothing left to live for!

cheers!!

Lol!!