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Dudelive 26th Aug 04 02:10 AM

A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO.
This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning against a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business! The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make
$300.00 a week. Why?" The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams,
"Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters,

"Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

SlickVic78 26th Aug 04 05:11 AM

:lol1: LMAO! Very good one. This is one to remember!

Thanks for the laugh Dudelive!

-SlickVic78

User Needs 30th Aug 04 03:31 AM

I liked it!!!!
:D :D :D

PIETER 5th Sep 04 10:58 AM

lmao, great one, I loved it.

freezer121 5th Sep 04 11:11 AM

:lol: :D :lol:


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