Fred and his wife were working in their garden one day when Fred looks
over at his wife and says, "Your butt is getting really big. I mean
REALLY big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that,
he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went
over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

"Yes, I was right. Your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"
The wife chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, Fred is feeling a little frisky. He makes
some advances towards his wife, who completely brushes him off. "What's
wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up
this big-donkey grill for one little wiener?"

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richardc2000

He most assuredly has NOT been married long or he would have saw that one coming. LOL

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