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Hunted 25th May 04 11:51 AM

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating M&M's. He'd toss
them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching
one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a M&M
fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper.

He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became
worried and decided to go to hospital. As they were ready to go out the
door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the
problem, their daughter's date said he could get the M&M out. The
young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the
father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the M&M flew out.

The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted
that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat. Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said, "That's so wonderful! Isn't he clever? What do you think he's going to be
when he grows older?" The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers,... our son-in-law!"

Cyberion 25th May 04 09:25 PM

I don't get that.... mabye later though..

billybob3 3rd Jun 04 12:25 AM

ahahahahahahaha, i get it.

KingCobra 3rd Jun 04 01:03 AM

Good ol' stinky finger.

Them were the days. :P

SlickVic78 3rd Jun 04 04:12 AM

LOL! Must have given her the ol' "Shocker!" :lol1: Good one!


Thanks for the laugh!
-SlickVic78

DoG 3rd Jun 04 10:56 PM

LMAO, got himself some tuna pie did he :P


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