A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort at Lakes Entrance
The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to
read.
One morning the husband returns after several hours
of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lakes area, the wife
decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance,
anchors, and continues to read her book.
Along comes a fishing inspector in his boat. He
pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning ma'am.
What are
you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies (thinking "isn't that obvious!").
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm
reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know
you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in
and make a report."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual
assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the man.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For
all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left ..............


MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think.

:lol: :D :lol:

Very quick thinking on her part

:D ah... it is good to be a reading woman! :P