A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine.
Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he
decided to test it on himself first.

So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned the switch
on and everything else was automatic.
Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more
pleasure than his wife did.
When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn't
remove the instrument off his tool . He read the
manual but didn't find any useful information.He tried every button on
the instrument, but still without success.Finally, the farmer decided
to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line.

Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works
fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?" "Don't worry
Sir ," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will release
automatically once it's collected two litres ."

is this a joke from experience hunted?
ha ha ha ha

lol nice one. too bad he missed reading that before "milking" himself.