The good wife's guide, from Housekeeping Monthly, dated 13 May 1955 is attached. Any fellows feeling particularly brave may wish to blutack it to the fridge. I did - and I'm still on the run. :lol:

THANKS ALOT :lol: :lol: :lol:

one of the best ... I ever read :D :D :D

it's a fake.
http://www.snopes.com/language/document/goodwife.htm

a tab bit overdone, but it's funny. i immediately thought of the "a date with your family" from mst3k when i read this.