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Funny but true! :D

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NEWSDESK

16 Jan 2004 17:55:08 GMT
Happy penis song doesn't annoy Canadian regulator

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OTTAWA, Jan 16 (Reuters) - A song lauding the joys of an "enormous penis" is not obscene because the object of the lyric's affection isn't necessarily sexual, a Canadian regulator ruled on Friday.

The Canadian Broadcast Standards Council was reacting to a complaint from a Calgary radio listener to a joke song that declared: "I've got the cure for all of my blues/I take a look at my enormous penis/And my troubles start a-meltin' away."

The listener's complaint that the song was obscene fell flat before the council's members, who said the item did not break its code of ethics.

"The discussion of penis size is not in and of itself sufficiently unequivocally a sexual matter that it can be said to be in breach of the code," the council said.

Calgary's CJAY-FM replied to the complaint by saying most of its core audience -- men from 18 to 49 -- enjoyed such items as "Enormous Penis" by Da Vinci's Notebook, which also features the line: "I gotta sing and I dance/When I glance in my pants."

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http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/N1668060.htm

Song Link:

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http://mfile.akamai.com/5028/wma/bobntom.download.akamai.com/5028/clips/enormous_penis.asx

Times sure have changed since I was a young guy, but I can enjoy the humor, at any rate. This may not be sexual, but it sure is sexist, no? Vive la diference.

@rikytik - The FCC allows our local radio station to play it every morning at 6am. :)

I guess it seems the Canadians don't have a problem with it either.

Just between you and me. :P There are many things on the Bob & Tom show that I feel are very questionable.

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Just in time for the weekend and to celebrate Ground Hog's Day, my birthday.

You're a good guy KingCobra! Thanks. :)

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I guess it seems the Canadians don't have a problem with it either

I have just done some checking for you KC :detective:
Seems that all :canadian: males have an enormous penis
never heard of a :canadian: saying he had a small one
that, I suppose, is why the song is not considered obscene

n.b. some are more enormous than others :P

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Seems that all  males have an enormous penis
never heard of a  saying he had a small one

Really!

It seems they have been lying to you, or at least stretching the truth. Most shall we say, specimens, simply don't measure up. Of course it's quality, not quantity. Well at least that's the speech I always make.

Signed,

A Canadian Girl

I shall defer to one who has
been "over the bridge" more often than I. :P

Ha! I look forward to next song that extolls the glory of a small clit :o

A Kiwi Guy

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I look forward to next song that extolls the glory of a small clit

the next song??
what is the current or present one? :D :D