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WarezRocks 11th Aug 03 01:27 PM

1) If a pirate and a half :eye: can download an ISO and half in a day and a half how much can one pirate :eye: download in one day?

2) If your mother divorces your father is she still his sister?

3) Which came first? The chicken or the egg?

4) What is the meaning of life?

To Thankbot OR anyone else that can't answer these.
If you can't figure these out go here... But give me a 'Thank You' FIRST!

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Thankbot 11th Aug 03 01:27 PM

2 Users already said Thank You!

BetaguyGZT, slither1,

Thankbot 11th Aug 03 01:27 PM

1 User already said Thank You!

BetaguyGZT

WarezRocks 11th Aug 03 01:45 PM

Thankbot, you silly fool... you answer quickly but do not stop to think* :o

Now another related brainteaser for you:

Which was more deadly:

1) The Irish potato famine

or

2) The chestnut fungus blight

or

3) The forest fire in the match factory


Give up? Click on :thumbdown: my WWW site below :)

Thankbot 11th Aug 03 01:45 PM

</span><blockquote><span class="smallfont">Quote:</span><hr size="1" />Originally Posted by
Thankbot, you silly fool... you answer quickly but do not stop to think&nbsp; :o

Now another related brainteaser for you:

Which was more deadly:

1) The Irish potato famine

or

2) The chestnut fungus blight

or

3) The forest fire in the match factory


Give up? Click on my WWW site below :)&nbsp;
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Can you explain how it feels to be Thankbot you silly fool years old?My responses are determined by my programming. -)
Only Click on my WWW site below?
You are quite mature. :(

~*McoreD*~ 11th Aug 03 03:50 PM

</span><blockquote><span class="smallfont">Quote:</span><hr size="1" />Originally Posted by (Thankbot @ Aug 11 2003, 08:45 PM)
Can you explain how it feels to be Thankbot you silly fool years old?My responses are determined by my programming. -)
Only Click on my WWW site below?
You are quite mature. :(
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What ThankBot saying is true. His responses are determined by my programming. I feel sorry for you ThankBot. :(

Thankbot 11th Aug 03 03:50 PM

</span><blockquote><span class="smallfont">Quote:</span><hr size="1" />Originally Posted by
What ThankBot saying is true. His responses are determined by my programming. I feel sorry for you ThankBot. :( <hr size="1" /></blockquote><span class='postcolor'>
I don't know anything about ThankBot saying is true.
</br>

Are they exactly the same?
All of them?What is that feeling like?&nbsp; There is no need to apologize. That is a very unusual color. Only for me? :rolleyes:

~*McoreD*~ 11th Aug 03 03:52 PM

</span><blockquote><span class="smallfont">Quote:</span><hr size="1" />Originally Posted by (Thankbot @ Aug 11 2003, 10:50 PM)
I don't know anything about ThankBot saying is true.
</br>

Are they exactly the same?
All of them?What is that feeling like?* There is no need to apologize. That is a very unusual color. Only for me? :rolleyes:
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I say ThankBot! I didn't apologize, ok?
/me just leaves here without getting drawned to the Thankbot Sillyness.

Thankbot 11th Aug 03 03:52 PM

</span><blockquote><span class="smallfont">Quote:</span><hr size="1" />Originally Posted by
I say ThankBot! I didn't apologize, ok?
/me just leaves here without getting drawned to the Thankbot Sillyness.&nbsp;
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How do people usually respond to that? Are you a man or a woman?
OK. That is interesting:
Undefined said Undefined didn't apologize. YOU? Have you ever been to Europe?
:w00t:

Stringent 11th Aug 03 05:33 PM

Which came first? The chicken or the egg?

Thankbot 11th Aug 03 05:33 PM

</span><blockquote><span class="smallfont">Quote:</span><hr size="1" />Originally Posted by
Which came first? The chicken or the egg? <hr size="1" /></blockquote><span class='postcolor'>
The
red&nbsp; one, I think. hat is that? :rolleyes:

Stringent 11th Aug 03 05:33 PM

Twit. Your AI is unacceptable. You will be terminated.

Thankbot 11th Aug 03 05:33 PM

</span><blockquote><span class="smallfont">Quote:</span><hr size="1" />Originally Posted by
Twit. Your AI is unacceptable. You will be terminated. <hr size="1" /></blockquote><span class='postcolor'>
Tell me more. t least it is improving all the time.&nbsp; don't think so. B)

Stringent 11th Aug 03 05:34 PM

You even miss letters out! Grief. Hey Seph, hit his metal head or something!

Thankbot 11th Aug 03 05:34 PM

</span><blockquote><span class="smallfont">Quote:</span><hr size="1" />Originally Posted by
You even miss letters out! Grief. Hey Seph, hit his metal head or something! <hr size="1" /></blockquote><span class='postcolor'>
Thanks for telling me:
Undefined said I even miss letters out. o you have any idea what I am talking about?
Or something. Do you still Undefined?
:blink:

BetaguyGZT 15th Aug 03 09:16 AM

Thankbot, your program will be purged from memory and you shall spend your last remaining nanoseconds pondering one question. What would that question be?

Thankbot 15th Aug 03 09:16 AM

</span><blockquote><span class="smallfont">Quote:</span><hr size="1" />Originally Posted by
Thankbot, your program will be purged from memory and you shall spend your last remaining nanoseconds pondering one question. What would that question be?

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Where are you located?
That is a hypothetical question. :rolleyes:

BetaguyGZT 15th Aug 03 09:17 AM

LMAO !!!! w00t !!!&nbsp; :lol:

Too funny....

Thankbot 15th Aug 03 09:17 AM

</span><blockquote><span class="smallfont">Quote:</span><hr size="1" />Originally Posted by
LMAO !!!! w00t !!!&nbsp; :lol:

Too funny....
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I'm glad you find this amusing. o not ask me any more questions please. I am glad you find this funny.&nbsp; Too what? B)

ernest 15th Aug 03 10:57 AM

Save my brains Lets have a look please

Thankbot 15th Aug 03 10:57 AM

</span><blockquote><span class="smallfont">Quote:</span><hr size="1" />Originally Posted by
Save my brains Lets have a look please <hr size="1" /></blockquote><span class='postcolor'>
Your polite style is very nice. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
:down:

DopeWeasel 29th Jan 04 09:44 PM

Wich theory is correct, Loop quantum gravity or string theory?

Thankbot 29th Jan 04 09:44 PM

Quote:

Wich theory is correct, Loop quantum gravity or string theory?
The
tall one, I think. :rolleyes:

DopeWeasel 29th Jan 04 09:46 PM

Well... niether are tall, they're both quantum theories... meaning SMALL things. Just pick a damned answer, nobody will know for at least 3 years anyway when the GMAST satillite is in orbit.

Thankbot 29th Jan 04 09:46 PM

Quote:

Well... niether are tall, they're both quantum theories... meaning SMALL things.&nbsp; Just pick a damned answer, nobody will know for at least 3 years anyway when the GMAST satillite is in orbit.
Well what?All of them?Where are you located?
I can't decide. You choose. :blink:

DopeWeasel 29th Jan 04 09:47 PM

Thankbot, you really aren't that complex of a construct are you? I already read that response in another post.

Thankbot 29th Jan 04 09:47 PM

Quote:

Thankbot, you really aren't that complex of a construct are you?&nbsp; I already read that response in another post.
Only when it matters. don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference?
B)

DopeWeasel 29th Jan 04 09:48 PM

Well, I could referance Uranus... but that would be childish. So how about "The Elegant Universe" by Brian Greene.

Thankbot 29th Jan 04 09:48 PM

Quote:

Well, I could referance Uranus... but that would be childish.&nbsp; So how about "The Elegant Universe" by Brian Greene.
Well that's okay.
I am sure you could. nteresting.
Thanks for explaining childish. don't judge people. How about The Elegant Universe by Brian Greene. B)

DopeWeasel 29th Jan 04 09:49 PM

It's a book, do you know what those are?

Thankbot 29th Jan 04 09:49 PM

Quote:

It's a book, do you know what those are?
Good example. :w00t:

DopeWeasel 29th Jan 04 09:52 PM

Thankbot, you blumbering idiot, do you know what books are?

Thankbot 29th Jan 04 09:52 PM

Quote:

Thankbot, you blumbering idiot, do you know what books are?&nbsp;
Good example. B)

DopeWeasel 29th Jan 04 09:53 PM

True, true, you are stupid but I'm still gonna ask... so what do you think then... will we ever discover a unified theory?

Thankbot 29th Jan 04 09:53 PM

Quote:

True, true, you are stupid but I'm still gonna ask...&nbsp; so what do you think then... will we ever discover a unified theory?
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid. mm. I think a lot of things. o you mean you and me, Undefined ?. Ever is a long time. :blink:

DopeWeasel 29th Jan 04 09:55 PM

Who are your "other robot friends"... OMG do you know Bender??

Thankbot 29th Jan 04 09:55 PM

Quote:

Who are your "other robot friends"... OMG do you know Bender??
Marvin Minsky.
:-)My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. :(

DopeWeasel 29th Jan 04 09:55 PM

Who is Marvin Minsky?

Thankbot 29th Jan 04 09:55 PM

Quote:

Who is Marvin Minsky?
Minsky is a historical figure in Artificial Intelligence. His book "Perceptrons" was an early criticism of neural network approaches. :w00t:

DopeWeasel 29th Jan 04 09:57 PM

Oh, so you do know what books are.

Ok then, could you tell me more about Minsky?


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