BetaONE will rise again! - Three guys died and went to Heaven

Three guys died and went to Heaven. When they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter met them and said, "I know that you guys are forgiven because you're here. Before I let you into Heaven, I have to ask you something. Your answer will determine what kind of car you get. You have to have a car here because Heaven is so big.

The first guy walks up and St. Peter asks him, "How long were you married?"

The first guy says, "24 years."

Did you ever cheat on your wife?"

The guy said, "Yeah, seven times, but you said I was forgiven."

St. Peter said, "Yes, but that's not too good. Here's a Pinto to drive."

The second guy walks up and get the same question. He answers, "I was married for 41 years and cheated on her once. That was our first year so we really worked it out."

St. Peter said, "I'm pleased to hear that; here's your Lincoln."

The third guy walked up and said, "Peter, I know what you're going to ask. I was married for 63 years and didn't even look at another woman! I treated my wife like a queen."

St. Peter said, "That's what I like to hear. Here's a Jaguar!"

A little while later the two guys with the Lincoln and the Pinto saw the guy with the Jaguar crying on the golden sidewalk, so they went to see what was the matter.

When they asked the guy with the Jaguar what was wrong, he said: "I just saw my wife; she was on a skateboard."