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Fisher 2nd Mar 03 12:25 PM

MANILA (Reuters) - A Filipino man cut off his penis and tossed it through a window to his estranged wife in a bid to prove his fidelity, a Philippine newspaper has reported.
The man wrapped the severed member in a newspaper and threw it through the window of his wife's parents' house in the northwestern town of Malasiqui, the Philippine Star said.

"So you will not suspect I am courting another girl," the Star said the man shouted before he hobbled off into the night.

His shocked wife gave the severed penis to police, who sought the help of an embalmer to preserve it until her husband could be found, the paper said on Thursday.

KingCobra 2nd Mar 03 02:44 PM

OUCH!

Nd4Spd 2nd Mar 03 03:00 PM

Just goes to prove that spur of the moment decisions aren't alwasy the best... ouch!

~*McoreD*~ 2nd Mar 03 03:40 PM

/me says OMG! :o

[^LDS Member 2004^] 2nd Mar 03 04:55 PM

I can't believe he would do such a stupid thing

all for love I guess damn LOVE HURTS!!!!

LMAO :D :D :D :D :D

Sephiroth 3rd Mar 03 04:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ~*McoreD*~@Mar 2 2003, 09:40 AM
/me says OMG! :o
/me too :o :o :unsure: :blink: :ph34r:

Jarod888 3rd Mar 03 06:15 AM

DAMN, and everyone gave Lorana Bobitt crap, this guy will never hear the end of it from his buddies and associates.

Menace Inc 3rd Mar 03 03:03 PM

LOL :D

Alpine 3rd Mar 03 06:19 PM

OUCCCHHHHHHH

billybiker 3rd Mar 03 09:02 PM

Apparently the Penis escaped from the embalmer and is now in a band.....:o

http://tlf.cx/dearpenis.swf

war59312 3rd Mar 03 09:03 PM

What a dumb ass.

RadiationBoy 4th Mar 03 01:29 AM

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Originally posted by war59312@Mar 3 2003, 09:03 PM
What a dumb ass.
yeah wtf does he really think his wife is going too want him back if he has no penis? :P

Sephiroth 4th Mar 03 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RadiationBoy+Mar 3 2003, 07:29 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (RadiationBoy @ Mar 3 2003, 07:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--war59312@Mar 3 2003, 09:03 PM
What a dumb ass.
yeah wtf does he really think his wife is going too want him back if he has no penis? :P [/b][/quote]
lmfao rad :D

VP 4th Mar 03 05:05 AM

I might cut off a finger maybe a toe.
As for my little buddy, Hell no.

Nichotin 4th Mar 03 07:32 AM

what really bothers me is that this news hve been posted everywhere on certain techsites and beta forums.

seems like man dominated places think news about a guy who looses his dick is important.

:P
j/k.
- but its still important enough to go to neowins frontpage

dady 5th Mar 03 10:57 AM

hes a weirdo

skloo77 6th Mar 03 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RadiationBoy+Mar 4 2003, 09:29 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (RadiationBoy @ Mar 4 2003, 09:29 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--war59312@Mar 3 2003, 09:03 PM
What a dumb ass.
yeah wtf does he really think his wife is going too want him back if he has no penis? :P [/b][/quote]
he is a freaking idiot...

there are other ways of proving that....
a man without a penis is as good as dead...
he may as well jump of the rooftop....

piece of shit.

just_do_IT 6th Mar 03 02:45 AM

Quote:

Apparently the Penis escaped from the embalmer and is now in a band.....


Damnit you beat me to it LOL :D

I guess he didnt value the manly pleasure of standing up to whiz :blink:

Hope hes got big hands :rolleyes:

tubebuoy 6th Mar 03 04:43 AM

Mod CUTS OFF THREAD to spite lamers! :D :D

We can do better than this.


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